Mountains aren’t just funny… they’re hill areas!
“The past, present, and future walked into a bar…it was tense.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
I’d tried eating a clock, it’s very time consuming
Originally, I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind…
I’d tell you a chemistry pun but I know you wouldn’t give any reaction…
Dave: Did you hear? Tom broke his left leg & arm!
Mike: Really? How’s he handling it?
Dave: Oh don’t worry, he’s all right now!